grandeclitophobia
a striking fear of a large cl-toris on a woman. enough of a fear to make your dude meat completey deflate into a worm-like squid or for some a squid-like worm.
i was eating chrystie’s box the other day when all of a sudden my grandecl-tophobia caused me to vomit and -ssume the fetal position.
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