Grandpa Vandyke
old man who i saw on tv, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is coolt-ts, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old f-ck!
ladies and gentlemen, i give you mr.vandyk-, f-ck with him and you’ll have a shoe in your -ss, and i won’t tak you ice fishing!
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