mastication
chewing food.
present tense of masticate.
not to be confused with masturbation.
most commonly used when people pretend it’s suggestive, as a joke (see example), although not actually funny.
carl: you bob, last night, i masticated right at the dinner table! i got everything wet.
bob: what a lame f-cking joke.
1) the act of oral s-x with foodstuffs.
2) the act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.
did you know that chewing food is called mastication?
that’s like having oral s-x with your food man, gross.
the art of chewing
chewing
masti’cation is the best.
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