Granolatude
a word to describe the “holier than thou” att-tude of people who feel they make healthier lifestyle and dietary choices than the majority of people. most often seen in vegan and vegetarian people.
i just went to the store to buy some burgers, and the hippie cashier gave me major granolatude about the unfair treatment of cows!
#granolier than thou #eco-n-z- #glutard #hippie
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