grapple toe
when someone has f-cked up toes and uses them as tools. for example to pick things up and tie people’s shoe laces. ewan studd has these toes and toe f-cks his girlfriend and dog all the time. the dog loves it very much.
izzy- “ewan p-ss me that parsnip”
ewan *picks up the parsnip with his monkey feet and launches it at her*.,
izzy- “f-ck that you’re grapple toes have touched it”
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