Grasstronaut


a person who is very high on marijuana.
dude, i was so high last night.

you were a gr-sstronaut!
an older guy who wants to go to sp-ce camp, to hook it up with the pre-teen lady sp-ce cadets. his requirements are any ladies between the ages of 12 to 82…as long as there is gr-ss on the infield, the gr-sstronaut will “blast off”.
that “gr-sstronaut” totally wants to be sp-ce commander to hook up with britney, on sp-ce shuttle pre-teen.

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