gravitational masturbation
when u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming “im in sp-ceee” before c-mming all over the planets
guy: dude i m-st-rb-t-d last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and i nutted all over the solar system
dude: i nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
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