swiftoblivion
a guy that’s all about the memes. scratch that, he is the meme. an idiot in such a way that makes him seem witty when he’s really not. only makes jokes that makes sense when other people around him are funny cause he probably can’t hold a conversation for 2 minutes by himself. also, tends to spend too much of his time away from society to the point that the mailman questions whether he died the last time he came around. probably sh-t at league and ex-csgo semipro.
person 1: yoo dude, is that the man, the myth, the legend himself, swiftoblivion?
person 2: uhh.. yeah i think so, isn’t he that one guy that made that slightly amusing meme and outplay like a week ago?
person 1: i think so yeah.
person 2: seems legit.
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