Grease Shingle
the sh-t smear left on the back of the toilet seat. commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your -sshole.
“at last year’s company holiday party i got so drunk i accidentally left a grease shingle.”
“i took this girl home from the bar last night, when i woke up she was gone…but the sk-nk left me a grease shingle as a parting gift.” #greaseshingle
“donald trump’s hair looks like a grease shingle.”
“yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.”
the sh-t smear left on the back of the toilet seat. commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your -sshole.
“at last year’s company holiday party i got so drunk i accidentally left a grease shingle.”
“i took this girl home from the bar last night, when i woke up she was gone…but the sk-nk left me a grease shingle as a parting gift.” #greaseshingle
“donald trump’s hair looks like a grease shingle.”
“yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.”
the sh-t smear left on the back of the toilet seat. commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your -sshole.
“at last year’s company holiday party i got so drunk i accidentally left a grease shingle.”
“i took this girl home from the bar last night, when i woke up she was gone…but the sk-nk left me a grease shingle as a parting gift.” #greaseshingle
“donald trump’s hair looks like a grease shingle.”
“yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.”
the sh-t smear left on the back of the toilet seat. commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your -sshole.
“at last year’s company holiday party i got so drunk i accidentally left a grease shingle.”
“i took this girl home from the bar last night, when i woke up she was gone…but the sk-nk left me a grease shingle as a parting gift.” #greaseshingle
“donald trump’s hair looks like a grease shingle.”
“yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.”
the sh-t smear left on the back of the toilet seat. commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your -sshole.
“at last year’s company holiday party i got so drunk i accidentally left a grease shingle.”
“i took this girl home from the bar last night, when i woke up she was gone…but the sk-nk left me a grease shingle as a parting gift.” #greaseshingle
“donald trump’s hair looks like a grease shingle.”
“yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.”
the sh-t smear left on the back of the toilet seat. commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your -sshole.
“at last year’s company holiday party i got so drunk i accidentally left a grease shingle.”
“i took this girl home from the bar last night, when i woke up she was gone…but the sk-nk left me a grease shingle as a parting gift.” #greaseshingle
“donald trump’s hair looks like a grease shingle.”
“yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.”
the sh-t smear left on the back of the toilet seat. commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your -sshole.
“at last year’s company holiday party i got so drunk i accidentally left a grease shingle.”
“i took this girl home from the bar last night, when i woke up she was gone…but the sk-nk left me a grease shingle as a parting gift.” #greaseshingle
“donald trump’s hair looks like a grease shingle.”
“yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.”
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