a stash before p-b-rty. a peach fuzz stash, if you will. mostly in men with black facial hair. a grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.
“did you see seth with that grease stash? like dude wipe your upper lip off. you look like a pedofile.”
the most worthless sh-t/nonsense in the world. thats f-ck-ng total b-tchcr-p!
- montana mouthwash
the act of performing oral s-x with your partner while your mouth is full of toothpaste. guy #1: it smells so clean in here! guy #2: it’s because my girl had a montana mouthwash this morning!
two drag queens hook up bianca del rio hooked up rupaul, they are such h-m-dyk-s
- swampy b*tt
when you sweat from your b-ttocks and feel a rash in your latter regions. after my run i had severe swampy b-tt.
- man lumber
the kind of wood a man carries between his legs. it could be oak, pine, mahogany or bonsai depending on race or family inheritance. i asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and f-ck. when she said no i said “what you don’t like pizza”? at that point she kicked me […]