Greasy-Gander
when a gander isn’t good enough for the young male, he would initiate a greasy gander and reach under their pillow and grab his war paint. upon equipping the war paint to his body, paying particular to the -rs- and general -rs- area (on the -rs-, not in the -rs-!!) the young buck would then make it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening. once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the greasy badger would be enough to stop this act of perving on fine young women.
steve says to mike: hey mike, i’m off down to the shops do you wanna come?
mike: yeah, so long as we can p-ss the netball courts; i fancy a queer greasy-gander.
steve: aight mr mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and i’ll be right with you.
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