greedygoblin
very greedy likes naked turtles and pears.he laughs at his own jokes that aren’t funny he also got bullied at school as a kid for being s-xually insecure because he’s green and hairy and bis-xual and flabby and for some reason he’s got a small b–b on his own face it alone has 3 nipples
that. greedygoblin did my turtle
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