the act of the “green taquito” is when a fat mexican prost-tute chugs a bottle of tabasco sauce and chokes while partaking in oral s-x and pukes all over your d-ck, giving your genitals a green tint.
“i don’t think i’ll ever drink tequila ever again dude because last time i did, i woke up with a green taquito.”
extremely s-xy like beyond s-xy like woooahhhh!!! that guy over there is s-xiable.
crazy teenagers in a seed cornfield casturating corn. det-sseling is a great way of dying but dying with lots of money
- tmu fmh
tie me up, f-ck me hard i want brad to tmu fmh
fear that sean reardon might take your girl d-mn that’s sean reardon at the moose he might take my girl that’s giving me feardon
- purple spade
the nickname for short blonde girls who love ranch and have no self esteem person 1 – “hey dude i heard you’re dating that one girl ” person 2 – “yeah her names tea” person 1- “she’s such a purple spade man”