Greever
named for a legendary local gangster, the greever is a popular drink in the new bars around chattanooga. it consists of three parts sweet tea to one part urine, garnished with a lemon and usually served with salted hard pretzels. (may or may not contain several ounces of low-quality vodka or rum)
overheard at hennen’s restaurant…
man: “i’ll have the greever.”
waiter: “i’m sorry sir, we don’t serve those kinds of drinks here.”
man: ” well, i’ll just go to walt’s sports bar. thanks for nothing, -sshole!”
one night stand, a lesbian, c-nt, the p-b- that gets stuck in the back of your throat
ex. choke choke shave that sh-t greever b-tch
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