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  the act of masturbating, but instead of already being h-rny and just feeling like a w-nk, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a b-n-r. thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent -j-c-l-t–n is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common “h-rny w-nk”, customarily used to alleviate […]

• draw an ace

  when the act of drawing wadded tissue across the -n-s results in a clean sheet. it took roderick three wipes before he drew an ace. to wipe the -rs- after a sh-t very thoroughly with consecutive pieces of toilet paper, until the last wipe is sh-t free. to ensure the -n-s is completely free of […]

• pro bop

  the act of a female who gives so much oral s-x on many different males that she is considered a pro whether being good or not at the act of f-ll-t–. we gave the nickname “pro bop” to a girl back in high school because she has “been around the town” with her not so […]

• probortion

  a fan of or advocate for the abortion of someone who should not have been born in the case of paul begala i am probortion

• pussy shit

  this is used to describe stuff that is girly; something a real man wouldn’t do so that his rep would not go down;sh-t only p-ssys do who wont do anything more dangerous and risky wine coolers are p-ssy sh-t,here drink some straight vodka f-cking p-ssy. when a cottage cheese type substance begins to ooze/drain from […]

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