grilled jizz sandwich
getting hit in the back of the skull by a cast iron skillet
“i was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled j-zz sandwich.”
“isn’t that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?”
“yeah to the back if the freaking skull!”
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