Grinfuck
from the song, grinf-cked on the fury of our maker’s hand by devil driver. meaning to screw someone over all the while they believe you are their friend.
the way your boss took the credit for your work all the while telling you that he was going put you up for promotion. you just got grinf-cked hard.
(verb)- to be overly cheerfully deliberately misleading.
“the little b-st-rd grin f-cked me when he told me he’d finished the project.”
grin f-ck (verb) – a sales technique in which the salesman smiles profusely while delivering bad news. since 80% of human communication is based on body language alone, the simple deception of grin f-cking is often enough to prevent the victim from fully conceptualizing the bad news until later, after they’ve already agreed to the deal.
note: the best defense against grin f-cking is to call attention to it by casually asking the salesman why they are smiling.
salesman
you
salesman
you: okay, well, since i never approved the additional costs, what discounts can you provide to bring us back closer to the original estimate?
the act of slitting somebodies mouth open from side to side (ie chelsea smile) and then repeatedly f-cking the gaping wound.
when i grinf-cked tom.
the act of making a “whoo” sound really loud and its sorta like a death metal growl.
“hey grinf-ck that guy!”
-innocent guy walks by-
“whoo!!”
-guy gets scared runs away”
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