Grip the Squatch


the act of becoming so f-cked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.
“dude i was so f-cked up at that party last night.”
“yah i know, you totally gripped the squatch. never grip the squatch.”

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