Gripjob
when an -j-c-l-t–n occurs due to an aggressive and strong gripping hand by some other person that is not one’s self.
da booty was d-mn swiggity swooty but the foreplay involved an unfavorable grip job.
when an overly-excited or inexperienced girl attempts to give you a handjob but then ends up choking your d-ck to the point that it almost isn’t worth it anymore.
9th grader: “dude did you get some friday night!?”
another 9th grader: “yeah but the girl gave me a gripjob and now it hurts to p-ss.”
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