grizzly adams

what you call a person growing a beard.
in the movie clerks jay calls a character grizzly adams because of his beard.
the taunt beardless little boys use when they try to defend their inability to grow a majestic mane of s-xy bearditude.
> hey, grizzly adams, why don’t you shave? you’re starting to look like a mountain man.
> someday, you will be a man too you sad, sorry, little boy.
a s-xual act similar to snozzberries. the remnants left on a man’s beard after going down on a woman who is having her period.
“man, she is such a b-tch today- she must be having her period.”

“yeah but i’m sure you enjoyed going down on her.”

“what! how did you know?”

“your sporting a grizzly adams bro.”
when your dipping a nice fat chaw of grizzly wintergreen and a girl takes it out of your mouth, puts it in hers and sucks you off until she throws it up all over your d-ck.
i was so drunk last night this b-tch grizzly adams me and it took me days to get the chinch smell off my d-ck.
when you shave your ball sack and keep them in a plastic bag next to your bed, and then when you c-m on her face you take a hand full your pubs and throw it in her face.
grizzly adams did have a beard.
the act of shoving ones fist into their unwiped -n-s and smearing the defecate across anothers face until face is completely covered in fecal matter.
i just gave that child a grizzly adams while he was p-ssed out.
similar to the dirty sanchez, with the horrific modifier being the large quant-ty of feces that is smeared across the victim’s face, leaving them with fecal facial hair similar to the famed woodsman from tv’s the life and times of grizzly adams.

i was going to give amy the dirty sanchez, but i got carried away and by the time i stopped she was left with the grizzly adams….