Gromnir


1. a certain individual whose mother (or father) happens to look like or be an orc. it is colloquially used as an insult for the mere though of having intercourse with a tusked orc is quite insane.

2. a person with no brains at all, who wishes to inflict harm upon another human. see also zombie

3. a creature that lives in salt-marshs and rock cliffs, feeding primarily upon crabs. the gromnir is a peaceful creature, and is very intellegent. they are preyed upon by “vermicious knids”. they are incredibly rare and seeing one is considered fantastic luck.
1. “shut the h-ll up you dumb gromnir!”

2. “look out, the gromnirs are attacking!”

3. “look! over near those cliffs, its a gromnir! good luck for the rest of the year is ours!”

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