Ground swallow me up
ground swallow me up or gsmu is a phrase which sums up the overall desire to escape an embarrasing or awkward situation.
while the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. gsmu is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.
for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging
susan: omg have you seen jenny? she has the fattest -ss ever!
claire: you mean jenny who’s stood right behind you?
susan: ground swallow me up
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