Grudge Finger
the act of cheating on your spouse by having s-xual intercourse “doggy-style” while simultaneously finger banging your new partner’s b-tthole with the ring finger. this act is followed by a conscious effort to not wash the relevant finger.
bryce: so how are things going with mandy? made up yet?
nate: we’re doing a lot better. i got sick of sleeping on the couch so last week i went out to mcgarvey’s, picked up a sk-nk, and gave her the ‘ol grudge finger. on tuesday i gave mandy a neck m-ssage and she said i needed a manicure.
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