Gruffing
gruffing is the act of w-nking off a homeless man under a bridge. its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the billy goats gruff. don’t think there was any w-nking in that though.
“jimmy’s been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous gruffing session.”
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