Grunter
named after a popular south african sport-fish (spotted grunter – pomadasys commersonni) which is known for grunting like a pig when landed, a grunter is a very unattractive woman.
the term is so widely used that young men developed a game called ‘hunt the grunt’ whereby each player adds money to a pot and the aim is to score the ugliest girl/woman possible on any one night. at the end a winner is decided by popular (unpopular) vote and he takes the pot. it is then his decision whether or not to buy his grunter a drink with his winnings.
a:bro, that thing you scored last night was an absolute grunter!
b: get f-cked, meat is meat and a man must eat.
an upsized poo that is simply too large to be expelled without grunting, clenching, and the bursting of facial blood vessels.
“dropping a grunter” is the act of producing one of these intimidating steamers.
“where the f-ck is stu, i’m thinking of stealing his weed”
“he’s in the bathroom dropping a grunter, i can hear him struggling with it from here. yeah pack me a cone too, he’s still grunting away… we’ll have enough time.”
“rad… love the grunter”
a grunter, is someone who is very ugly and usually has a huge bottom jaw. when you look at a grunter its almost impossible to not picture them acting like an ape throwing the poo everywhere. there are different levels of grunting, a high level grunter would deemed, “he grunts on a university level” whereas most just grunt on a 6th grade level.
dylan: whoa shlab…check out that grunt lord!
sean: holy sh-t! that grunter looks like he’s the type of guy to eat a load of sh-t every morning!
dylan: yah…
a right rough old dog, with yellow bleached hair, 5 inches of greasy roots and no intellect, who’s been f-cked left, right and centre by thick, ugly, tattooed, toothless neanderthal-type blokes all her life. she’s had more pr-cks than a second hand dartboard. you wouldn’t touch her with yours or anyone else’s.
“look at the state of that. what an old grunter!”
the man on the receiving end of -n-l s-x. see also shunter.
are you the grunter or the shunter?
police officer, cop, pig.
quick hide the bong, here come the grunters.
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