a sn-tch of impeccable taste forged by the mighty zeus himself. with its velvet walls, many consider it to be the finest sn-tch known to man. one the merchant of venice himself would give a pound of flesh for.
“i would drag my d-ck through a mile of broken gl-ss just to lay my eyes on her gucci sn-tch”
“her gucci sn-tch was not of this world. i can still feel the velvet walls on my tip”
“she didn’t give me her gucci sn-tch willingly”
(kurdish word, means friend) heval is unique. she is not like your average girl. she is genuine in everything she does. her loyalty is phenomenal and you never have to doubt her. kate’s kindness inspires others to do good things. heval is not weak though. she is a strong independent girl who can get herself […]
- alternative fart
when you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence. i like going to crowded bars where it’s easy to release alternative farts.
- pocket shuffle
the act of putting your hands in your pocket to readjust your t-st-cl-s and on occasion p-n-s. sometimes even to conceal an erection. i’ve been in the sun all day and my b-lls are sticking to my thys. watch my back as i pocket shuffle.
- michael mood
the ability to dm any b-tch you want and getting her honestly i didn’t think i could do it until i got in my michael mood
- dusty plumber
when your girl takes a sh-t and doesn’t wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour. brad gave chad a dusty plumber .