Guffart


the act of laughing so hard that muscle control is temporary relaxed, resulting in the droppage of -ss.

from colloquial “guffaw” and “fart.”

similar words include: shart, snart
“wow, that was a great burrito. whoa, did that fellow just slip on a banana peel? how funny! oh my god i think i just guffarted.”

Read Also:

  • reverse appalachian farmer

    a highly risque maneuver that requires three things. a man, a woman, and drugs. while taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). the man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having s-x, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. […]

  • ripasaurus

    a gargantuan rip, usually from a bong. “dude, that was a ripasaurus!”

  • R'lyeh

    the sunken city inhabitted by cthulhu and his minions. the city used to be on an island above the ocean but the stars shifted and sunk the city beneath the sea. cthulhu is trapped there today, dead but dreaming. when the stars are right the city will rise again. “in his house at r’lyeh dead […]

  • chopadickoffamy

    a s-x change operation involving the removal of the male reproductive organs. “didn’t she used to be a guy?” “yeah, but she got a chopad-ckoffamy.”

  • straight up

    to be right or for real person: that is the coolest thing ever. person 2: straight up. absolutely, totally straight up gangsta without ice (used when describing drinks) id like a margarita please.. straight up, no salt to be honest, to not lie, to not hide things behind other’s backs. an abbreviation of the term […]


Disclaimer: Guffart definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.