noun – a situation so completely screwed up that it can’t be fixed.

verb – to f-ck something so hard, it sh-ts baby giraffes.
trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of s-x with her has turned into quite the gufflef-ck.

i’m going to gufflef-ck that black kid, and his -n-s will weep with giraffes.

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