Guided Missile


a word derived from the expressions used in jersey sh-r- such as “grenade” “bomb” and “tank”. it is used to describe when an ugly -ss girl starts to like you due to unintentionally giving her the wrong message by being too nice, friendly etc… a very unwanted situation indeed. the name is derived from the fact that like an actual guided missile the girl starts to follow you around, flirt with you etc.
-to le ugly girl-

joe: (un-ssuming) “hey i like your hair today!”

caitylin: “oh thank you ;)”

-joe now has a guided missile-
when a girl’s giving you head, and right before you come, you take your d-ck out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your p-n-s and plaster her nose.
if it works right, she won’t be able to smell for weeks.
1.signature sound of the game microman, a powerup
2.missiles that have a homing device or controls to guide them to a target
1. guided missiles!!
2.i launched guided missiles at my neighbor’s dog
us made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals
man. i have never laughed so hard as i did when cnn showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. all sad ‘n’ sh-t, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.

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