Guido Machine


a car (usually cr-ppy import 4 cylinder or domestic equiv) driven by a sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the new york/new jersey tri-state area. usually outfitted with ridiculous rims, a ridiculous spoiler, etc, etc.
d-mn, look at that disgusting guido machine.

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