guilt jerk
to make someone feel bad for you to induce them to do something.
“but mom it’s time for me to grow up! i should be allowed to stay out after midnight!”
“but honey, you’re so precious to me! i couldn’t deal if something happened to you! i’d die!”
“-grumble- fine mom i’ll be back at 11. i can’t believe you would guilt jerk me like this!”
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n. the act of masturbating while simultaneously crying in an attempt to cheer yourself up.
“did you hear that danny got caught cheating on her?”
“i’m sure he had a guilt jerk over it”
“sure..”
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