Guilt Quilt

this is when you wake up the morning after you’ve done something awful/humiliating whilst intoxicated and suddenly remember your previous night’s activities.
oh my g-d, i didn’t feel too bad this morning when i woke up, till i realised i’d called my best friend a wh-r-, snogged my boss’s significant other and mooned the woman who was my teacher when i was six! i was so under the guilt quilt!

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