guilty dick
psychological impotence caused by the guilt felt when cheating on your girl, affecting s-x with the new girl or the one cheated on.
“man, i took my girl leticia’s sister home last night, and when she told me she wanted to f-ck, i got the guilty d-ck and couldn’t get it up.”
the syndrome you have after f-cking a new chick that you think might be dirty.
you start thinking you’ve caught something but most of the time it’s nothing at all.
guy 1: man that b-tch i f-cked from the club was bangin, but i think i caught somethin…
guy 2: homey that’s the guilty d-ck talkin. you’re probably alright.
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