gujarati

1. the one to rule them all.
2. gujarat>you
3. like to own businesses
4. from india
i am gujarati b/c i am from the state gujarat which is in india… or my parents are from there.

i am better than you in ever single way possible.
a region in northwest india specializing in all things bad -ss. pretty much anything that is bad -ss can be referred to as gujarati.
on the way back from the river, the decision was made to eat at fazolis for some good old fashioned gujarati food. davis, however, was not invited, as he epitomizes all that is not gujarati.
gujaratis are the bravest and most courageous people in india. they are the defenders of the poor and protected the country for years from invading forces.

gujaratis predominantly hindu and can be muslims and have protected the sorry -ss, cowards called sikhs.

famous gujarati warriors:

mahatama gandhi aka father of india
sardar patel the iron man of india
mohammed ali jinnah aka father of pakistan

gujaratis protected india from invaders centuries ago.
– don’t spend money
– claim that they’re rich but they really aren’t
– have a fascination with 10 year old bmw’s
– extremely dark
have you seen kishan the gujarati’s new car? he told me it was a pimped out bmw but it’s 10 years old
-most likely a “patel”
-studying business
-studying medicine in the caribbeans because they’re too dumb yet stubborn to give it up.
-hairy
-caste obsessed but will swear up and down that they’re not.
the waxing salon had to shut down to revamp after a gujarati came in.