Jerry Seinfeld
one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. he has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.
starred in his own wildly popular tv sitcom seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1990-1998).
jerry seinfeld is a comedic genius.
he’s a funny dude. =)
jerry seinfeld stars in the most hilarious sitcom ever, seinfeld.
the greatest person ever i bet he could pull laura booth so easily
hilarious guy he’s just so funny
he’s a funny dude. =)
jerry seinfeld is the most hilarious man ever to walk the face of the earth!
one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. he has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.
starred in his own wildly popular tv sitcom, seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1989-1998).
jerry seinfeld is a comedic genius.
someone who talks too much during s-x and kills the mood
“the thing about nipples is…blah, blah, blah, blah”
“thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let’s go to sleep”
simply put- god. a genius in the field of stand-up comedy, which isn’t easy nowadays with the likes of clever, satirical comedians like carlos mencia. on top of rewriting the book on appropriate, universally appealing stand-up comedy, he starred in an extremely successful sitcom that was the 90’s. and he is currently making 60,000,000 dollars a year off of syndication, without lifting a finger. sadly, the shows significance is being overshadowed by an even more innovative, creative show t-tled “mind of mencia”. which is currently getting rave reviews in its third season on comedy central
“luckily people of mexican descent are -ssociated with yardwork, laziness, and the word “wetback”- or else my 30 minute program would be nothing more than a 30-second studio short”
– carlos mencia
“according to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. number two is death. death is number two. does that sound right? this means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’d rather be in the casket than up there doing the eulogy”
-jerry seinfeld
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