noun – the dance move where you place money in a gumball machine, watch the ball swerve down, and then pick it up and eat it, chew your gum, and you’re on your way!
only very alcoholically enhanced people can do an awesome gumball dance
- Gumball Machine
a s-x thing in which you put your b-lls in her b-tt, then put a quarter in her slot, then she pops out the b-lls. my chick pushed to hard when i was gumballing her and she took a dump. i j-zzed when i gumballed my girl. gumball machine is my favorite s-x thing to […]
- Gut Crusher
when you are in bed with your significant other, doing it in the missionary position and you pull without going all the way out and with momentum you thrust into her with all your weight and you go so deep that you crush her gut. the move is perfected when she clinches her jaw. i […]
a person who pwns at world of warcraftand dominates others. “man, did you see that divine, we couldn’t even touch him!” “yeah, he is such a guthx.” to pwn at world of warcraft. “man he is such a guthx, we couldn’t even touch him!”
- guuding around
frolicking, having fun, playing crazily. jeff, stop guuding around, we need to get to work.
a s-xercise machine loosely based on the tv infomercial sensation, the thighmaster, with the addition of an interchangable d-ld-. my girl just got one of those new guymasters…man that’s not your momma’s exerciser! it was as much fun for me to watch as it was for her to use…i think i’m gonna get one for […]