gunkai
1)mandarin chinese: f-ck off – literally, to roll away.
2)something to tell your friends to say to local people when visiting mainland china.
3)something i would write on people if i were a tattoo artist
pr-nounced gwun kai in the third and first tone respectively – with the “ai” in kai pr-nounced the same as the english “eye”
1)
street seller: would like to by watch, i have many watch bag shoes!
tourist: gunkai!
2)
friend1:how do you say excuse me in chinese in the most polite way possible?
friend2:it’s “gunkai”, and the louder you say it the more polite it is – that’s a normal language habit in chinese
3)
tatoo artist: can i reccommend this asian symbol?
customer: what does it mean?
tattoo artist: peace and love and harmony.
not to be confused with gunk-eye, this is an exclamatory expression used under any number of appropriate circ-mstances. there is no clear-cut definition of when to use this word, and however appropriate it is to state this word is to be determined by the speaker. however, if caught saying it in a poor situation, the speaker may be subject to humiliation by his/her peers.
dewd: hey. hey! you got pizzowned!
dude: haha, no. you did! gunkai!
note: best spoken in either a south or east asian accent.
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