gunkday


the day (or several days) at the end of a common cold when your body is being “productive” and clearing out all the gunk and lungb-tter. you may or may not be contagious, but folks will definitely steer clear.
todd: wow, elliot should totally have stayed home for gunkday.
jd: yeah, i always stay home for gunkday. that way i won’t make my coworkers sick.
perry: you make me sick.

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