guzzletoff
prounounced: al-coh-hall-ick
an obnoxious drunk that refuses to brush it’s teeth or shave it’s neckbeard. most commonly found living in a van down by the river extremly intoxicated and reminiscing about the time they had s-xual relations with a mediocre looking woman.
similar to: pulling a guzzletoff
defined: when a friend is in dire need of a ride so the guzzletoff offers to pick them up but then shows up completely sh-t wasted and unable to drive.
d-mn it eli why did you text him?! you know he turns into a complete guzzletoff after one lime-a-rita.
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