Gwyneth Paltrow
the real way to spell gwyneth paltrow, not gwenyth paltrow. is an okay actor. has done more cr-p films then good films. she won an oscar for shakespeare in love. named her kid apple for some reason. she’s pretty good looking, not outstanding or anything. she goes out with many guys, including ben afflek, luke wilson, brad pitt…
“hey man, wanna go see the new gwyneth paltrow movie?”
“uh… err… nah. i’ll give it a miss.”
quite possibly the biggest milf of all time…
guy 1: hey man you know gwyneth paltrow?
guy 2: yeah… why?
guy 1: she got naked in shakespear in love.
guy 2: i love milfs!
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