gyllenhole
a gay man’s -sshole, usually found on cowboys. oftentimes is invaded by other men and given the dreaded heath ledger.
person 1: “man, that guy looks like a f-g, i’ll bet he takes it in the gyllenhole…:
person 2: “yeah, but where would you find a cowboy desperate enough to heath ledger his dirty -ss?”
person 1: “ah, i saw how you were staring at him, you heath ledgering f-g…get away from me”
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