gymprovisation


gymprovisation is when you have to use equipment other than the standard equipment available from the gym’s selection.

gymprovisation comes in two forms:

a) a hotel or other gym with a limited selection might require you to gymprovise in one way or another.
b) you might be such a workout freak that you need to gymprovise to hit that muscle “just right”.

you should be careful with option b because it can come across as douchy.
bill: man that muscle head is ripped.
jane: yeah, he must use gymprovisation to get a body like that.

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