Habbosexual
someone who doesn’t date or have intimate relationships in real life, but instead tries to on the internet site habbo.com.
guy 1: so why doesn’t the girlfriend he keeps talking about come hang out with us all?
guy 2: he doesn’t know her in real life, just on habbo.
guy 1: wow, i never knew he was a habbos-xual!
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