hagar


completely, unapologetically awesome, but with a hint of the absurd.
“jeff’s new surfboard is totally hagar.”

“i saw this garfield piggybank at the flea market. it was pretty hagar, but not worth six bucks.”

“that clown you hired for kelly’s birthday party was absolutely hagar, dude.”
1. a cartoon viking : “hagar the horrible”

2. an average looking guy that can please many women.
how the h-ll did that guy get that girl?!

he must be a hagar.
a s-xy jewish girl that could kick your -ss at the drop of a hat.
hagar is such a bamf
something, someone, or an action that is really cute :d
dude, did you see blaine and carly today? they’re totally the most hagar people i’ve ever seen.
creepy old men.
hagars creepy old men creepers
a figure of speech

when one compares another to a piece of p–p or caca
my sister used a hagar today when she got mad at me for not helping her with math homework.
one who feels a strong attraction and/or attachment towards a very old person. word created by ellina z. and defined by derek t.
adan realized how much of a hagar he was after visiting a nursery home.

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