Haggis Surprise
where some guys exhume a recently dead person’s stomache and then f-ck it
after -j-c-l-t-ng they sh-t into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (sh-t) sauce
guy 1: ‘i invited some guys over to watch die hard on sat-rday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise’
guy 2: ‘sweet man i cant belive i missed it’
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