Hair Diaper
similar to a furburger except the wool is much thicker, almost no need for undergarments.
she had a hair diaper so thick you couldn’t reach the sweet spot.
a stretch of hair that spans from ones head to their -n-l region in a continuous swath.
the wookie beast in the hot tub sported a hair diaper of epic proportions.
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