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• h4ck

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• 100000000th base

  the act of doing a dangerous amount of meth and having oral s-x with george bush sodomizing him with wmds on top of 10 gay minorities in the middle of times square. then you will proceed to j-ck-ff on a gray squirrel and then f-ck it nonstop for two days. once you are done, you […]

• 1,000,000 points

  the highest reward for something (taken from points based video-games and frank’s hat in 30 rock). person 1: “did you get a raise or extra holiday days following your appraisal at work?” person 2 “dude, i totally got both! 1,000,000 points.”

• drippy turtle

  after a man c-ms and the p-n-s softens it shrinks like a frightened turtle into it’s sh-ll, thus causing the excess c-m trapped in the p-n-s to drip out. man, i hate cleaning up after a drippy turtle.

• Polish Blowhole

  during s-x when a guy decides to try -n-l, so he takes his p-n-s out of her v-g-n- and is on the verge of putting it in her -ss, when she releases a strong fart, denying entry. brah, my girl katherine pulled a polish blowhole on me this morning, it’s like she has a defense […]

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