Hairy Eyeball


when someone looks you up and down in a judgemental way.
i ran into my boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend at the party and she gave me the hairy f-ckin’ eyeball.
the hairy eyeball is the death stare.
its the look somone gets when theyre hearing a bunch of bull, or they are glaring at their worst enemy, parent, great aunt-gladdie, teacher, employer, stalker, neighborhood arsonist-pedaphile-rapist, nosey neighbor, siblings, that 13 year old and her friends following you around the mall because your so attractive.
larry caught a glimpse of judy, his most recent ex, with a horrible look in her eyes; she was giving him the hairy-eyeball.

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