hairy mound
a afro-like mound of hair covering a woman’s upper and lower fluffer, generally seen on a s-xually frustrated or confused l-ss, whom is physically unaware of the m-ss amounts of hair follicles, ranging from .6-9 inches long, sprouting out of her too-tight pot-v-g-n- induced acid washed jeans. (though the 80’s fashion trends have died out, this one has some how found a reason to stay)
“holy sh-t dude! check out the hairy mound on melinda!”
“d-mn!! let me get out my weed wacker!”
a thick matted m-ss of p-b-s, sweat and p-ss amongst other things, rendering the female genetalia almost unreachable
well lets just get these knickers dow…..holy sh-t thats one hairy mound!
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