haiston
hes the kind of guy you love but hate he winks a lot he likes girls with big b–bs and a big b-tt he loves football and he is just all around a great guy he can be annoying and mean to but his loyal and adorable i love a haiston!!
bre: haistons cute
me: yeaa….
bre:?? whats wrong?
me: hes mine i called him
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